Daddy's jokes

 

1.What do you call a constipated owl?

An owl.

2.I told a joke to a Parisian ...

He didn't laugh ...

3.What is the difference between Tintin and Snowy?

Snowy does not have a dog ...

4.What does the judge say to the penguin?

"Come on, let's testify"

5.Monsieur and Madame Loinlamérik have a daughter. What is her name ?

Axelle

6.Melon and Melèche buy an old house,

Melon repairs it and Melèche lives in it.

7.This is a guy walking into a bar and saying "Hi, it's me! "

But it wasn't him….

8.A mom Kangaroo asks her son: How did your exam go?

- " It's in the pocket "

9.How does a good sister make babies?

Brooding

10.What is the quietest sport?

The parachhhhhhuuuuutt!

11.Monsieur and Madame Doizot have a son. What's his name ?

Denis

12.- Doctor, I think I need glasses.

- Certainly yes. This is a bank here.

13.Why does Gilbert Montagné swing when he sings?

- To be sure to pass the microphone at least once.

14.What does a crocodile do when it meets a crocodile?

He accosts her!

15.Which dinosaur is microwave safe?

The Pyrex

16.Mr. and Mrs. Manvussa have a son. What's his name ?

Gerard

17.When do we change the time?

Every 60 minutes

18.Monsieur and Madame Loge have a daughter. What is her name ?

Laure

19.Which super hero eats dry food?

The Dober-man

20.Mr. and Mrs. Colnissizo have a daughter. What is her name ?

Eugenie

21.Mr. and Mrs. Bomber have a son. What's his name ?

Jeans

22.Monsieur and Madame Léponje have a son. What's his name ?

Bob

23.A patient at the doctor: "You have two weeks to live"

The patient: "I will take the last two of August

24.What is small, square and yellow?

A small yellow square ...

25.- Did you drink yesterday?

- I don't remember, I came home drunk.

26.What is a dauphine apple?

She's the one who finished 2nd at Miss potato

27.A woman to her husband: - "Honey, what kind of woman do you prefer? Beautiful or intelligent women? "

- "Neither, my darling ... You know very well that I only love you ..."

28.What is transparent and smells like carrot?

A rabbit fart

29.Why can't blind people bungee jumping?

Because it traumatizes the dog.

30.- You know the joke that kills?

- No…

- Pan!

31.Mr. and Mrs. Oinlachine have a daughter. What is her name ?

Cecile

32.Melon and Melèche take their 4 hour:

Melon eats the figs and Melèche the nuts.

33.Monsieur and Madame Tatouillehèbone have a daughter. What is her name ?

Lara

34.A camel said to a dromedary: - How are you? - Well, I work, and you?

- I work, I work!

35.A geek is never bored ...

It File ...

36.A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for Viagra: - “Do you have a prescription? "

- "No ... but I have a picture of my wife. "

37.Why is the sky so high?

So that the birds do not hit their heads.

38.What is a euro on a plane taking off?

A layered cake…

39.Mr. and Mrs. Akaileur have a daughter. What is her name ?

Undine

40.Monsieur and Madame Lohèfrèche have a daughter. What is her name ?

Samantha

41.We don't say ungrateful

But a fat dwarf.

42.Hello, do you have hallal cereal?

Yes, I also have tine tines and ture ture jam ...

43.Did I ever ask Gargan to kill?

And Gargan Tua ...

44.It seems that in Dijon, they are all single

Because love is late

45.What is the favorite game of officials?

The Mikado, because it is the first to move who loses!

46.What do you call a fight between a fly and a snail?

A skirmish

47.What is the most beautiful caress that a mother-in-law can give us?

Caress her home!

48.A man is arrested for car theft….

But will be released 2 years later for good behavior.

49.Mr. and Mrs. Imome have a son. What's his name ?

Max

50.What is the height of the music teacher?

To give bad grades to his students!