Jokes about lawyers Joke.1 What does a lawyer eat for breakfast? Avocado toast. Joke.2 What does a lawyer use for contraception? Her personality. Joke.3 What's the one thing the lawyers haven't stolen? Their reputation. Joke.4 Have you heard that they've just released a new doll called "Divorced Barbie"? Yes, it comes with half of Ken's belongings. Joke.5 Where can you find a great advocate in winter? Haute-Savocatie Joke.6 Where can I find a GOOD lawyer? At the cemetery... Joke.7 What do advocates and semen have in common? One in 50 million has a chance to become a human being! Joke.8 Why don't sharks attack advocates? Professional courtesy Joke.9 Why does Italy have the most lawyers in Europe and Russia has Chernobyl? Russia got the first choice. Joke.10 What do you throw at a drowning lawyer? His partners. Joke.11 What do you call a person with poor intelligence? A lawyer. Joke.12...