School Jokes 1. What is the difference between a teacher and a thermometer? Any. We tremble when they mark "0"! 2. I decided not to go to school anymore, announces a little boy to his mother. In what honor ? On the news bulletin, they said that someone had been shot in Italy because he knew too much. 3 .Martin's teacher asks: Martin, do you know the difference between the sun and your math homework? No sir. Well, the sun is a star ... and your duty is a disaster! 4 .At school, the teacher returns the copies and takes said to one of his students: Come on, my little Antoine, admit that your father helped you do this homework! Not at all, Messieurs, I swear it to you ... - It's true, are you sure? Yes, I'm sure. He did it on his own. 5 .In class a student raises his finger, the teacher who thought he was going to give him an answer gives him the floor. Sir, the fly of your pants is open! The very embarrassed teacher closes it and decides to call out to the
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