Really funny simple jokes 1. A Jew to a Frenchman A Jew was trying desperately to sell a carpet to a Frenchman."I don't need a carpet, said the Frenchman. "Sir, this is a very nice and very cheap carpet," the Jew urged. "Still, I will not buy it. "But, sir, why not?" "Your carpet smells." The delicate Frenchman said. The Jew suddenly became angry and spoke. "You are lying. It's coming from me, not from carpet. " 2. A distraugt man A distraught man approached a man to get his ID card on the form. The man asked: "Your name?" He re...
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