Jokes about politics Joke.1 A man dies then finds himself facing Saint Peter. The latter said to him - I welcome you to the gate of paradise. Dubitative, the man sees clocks located behind St Pierre. Why are there St Peter's clocks? It's simple my boy. As soon as a person is born, a clock appears, and as soon as he says or does something stupid, the hands start to turn. Oh good, and where is Sarkozy's? She's in my room, I use her as a fan. Joke.2 Donald Trump consults a clairvoyant: The very concentrated clairvoyant closes her eyes and says to her: - I see you passing in a big avenue, in a car, the open roof, the people in jubilation. Trump smiles and asks him: - So the crowd is happy? - Yes like never. - What about the people running after the car? - Yes, around the car, like crazy. The police are struggling to find their way. - People carrying flags? - Yes, flags and banners of America with words of hope and a better future. - Really ? And the people are ...
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