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1.What do you call a whore who doesn't give a blowjob?


You don't call ...


2.Men are like snowstorms ...


You never know how many centimetres you will have, or how long it will last!


3.A man says to his wife "You won't see me for 5 minutes"


-Why ? she says


-Because I'm going to fuck you ...


3.What do you call a whore who doesn't give a blowjob?


You don't call ..


4.What do you call the balls of a redhead?


The roux-bignolles


5.Jehovah's Witnesses are like balls ...


They always go around in pairs and are never allowed to enter

6.What do you call cop semen?


Chicken breast


7.Why don't hens have breasts?


Because roosters don't have a hand!


8.Do you know what a noise a sperm makes?


- Well next time, you'll bite instead of swallow!


9.What is the lifespan of a mold?


Twelve or thirteen, because after that there is hair and it's called a cat.


10.What is a northern gasme?


Orgasm with someone in your family


11.Why do blondes have chewing gum in their hair?


Because managers stick them under their desks!


12.Why do bald people take viagra?


To have a ponytail.


13.Why don't hens have breasts?


Because roosters don't have a hand!


14.What do you call a sperm with 2 suitcases?


A representative of my balls!


15.Someone who takes Viagra but doesn't need it,


can we say he's a band of his own?


16.2 penises discuss and the first says to the second: "I feel you tense"


Yes, I have an oral in 5 minutes


17.How do you know when a man has had an orgasm?


He rolls onto his side and starts to snore


18.What is a whore on a diet?


A fat whore


19.Which animal can change sex in 1 second?


The naughts and crosses!


20.A guy bangs on a whore's window


- How much is it ??


- 200 €


- TWO HUNDRED EUROS ??? It's expensive !!!


- Yes, but it's double glazing

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