Signboard There was a small restaurant near the corner of the town's bazaar. On a black signboard above the door of the restaurant was written: Fresh fish is always available here and it was a fact that the fried fish here was famous all over the city. Red and delicious and with potatoes on it. Three years ago, my Chinese friend Shen Fon and I used to go there every evening to eat fish. And after eating the fish, it was as if the angels had caught this fish from a canal in heaven and fried it on a stove in heaven. It's been a while since I and my Chinese friend Shen Fon set out on a world tour. The other day, our plane accidentally came off the shores of the city of Shun Shun. Spiritual! Let's go to the market and eat fish from our old restaurant.     I liked his opinion very much. I jumped down from the wooden stairs of the plane and we both left for the market. When I went there, I did not see the signboard on which the fish was advertised. We were about to

 Greedy crocodile Many animals were living in a forest. The lion was the king of the forest. He had a son named Toto. He was very brave and wise. There was a very beautiful pond in the forest but in this pond only fish used to live. ۔ In this pond, however, the fish operated at will and did not allow anyone to drink water from the pond. But the mosquitoes used to say that first bring fruits etc. to our food and then drink water. The poor animals would collect fruits from the forest and bring the crocodiles then the fishes would give them water to drink. All the animals were tired of fish, so they all thought that we should tell this to the lion king of the forest. The animals said let's go now. At that moment, the cunning fox spoke. "If the lion king backs down in this matter, he will not be called the king of the jungle. The fox turned all the animals against the lion. All the animals together went to the lion king of the forest and told the whole story and also

    Wise king Long ago, in a distant land, it was the custom for the people of that country to change their king every year. Will give up and be left on a remote island from which he will never return. When a king's one-year reign was over, he was left on a special island where he would spend the rest of his life. On this occasion, the king would be dressed in the best clothes and would be seated on an elephant and taken on a farewell journey across the country where he would say goodbye to all the people. Those would be very sad and sad moments and then the people there would leave the king on the island forever.   Once people were returning from leaving their old king on the island when they saw a ship that had just crashed and a young man leaning on a wooden plank to save himself.   Since they were also looking for a new king, they put the young man in their boat and brought him back to their country and asked him to rule for a year. At first, he did not believe th

 Mr.Wonder and Mr.Knock Mr. Wonder and Mr. Knock were both neighbors and often lived together. Their friendship was very old. The villagers gave examples of their friendship, but one thing was very bad that the two friends often boasted and   flew away.   Do not back down from it. Once Mr. wonder said: "I have seen flying cows, which fly like birds." On hearing this, Mr. Knock replied: "And I have seen hammers and nails growing in the fields." Hearing this answer, Mr. Wonder’s mouth opened wide with surprise.   One day Mr. Wonder and Mr. Knock were going to the forest to get firewood. Mr. Knock asked: "My friend! Do you have a new ax?" "Yes! It's new." "And you have never seen such an ax before," said Mr. Wonder. It not only cuts wood, it also cuts rocks.” I can't believe it. "Mr. Knock said:" Still, the answer to my ax is not old, but you must have heard that Old's Gold. No one can compete with m

  The wise monkeys of the old era! Suddenly his eyes fell on the monkeys perched on the tree where the monkeys were playing with his hats . There was a time in the old days. A man used to make a living by selling hats. People at that time considered it impolite to walk around bareheaded, so they wore hats or turbans on their heads. One day in the summer season, He lay down to rest in the shade of a tree and fell asleep. Next to it was a bag full of hats. When the soccer player woke up, he saw that the bag full of hats was missing. Suddenly his eyes fell on the monkeys sitting on the tree where the monkeys were playing with his hats. ۔ The hat seller scratched his head in distress. But he was surprised to see that all the monkeys were scratching their heads while imitating him. He did one or two movements and the monkeys kept imitating his every move. Suddenly an idea came to his mind. He took off his hat and threw it on the ground. All the monkeys on the tree imitated him

Clean jokes   There are different types of jokes people like.   Some like dirty jokes, some others like adult jokes, and while some others like clean jokes.   So, we have tried to write some very clean jokes for all.   joke.1  A gentleman One man asked the other man, "What time is it?" The other man said, " it’s 2.00 pm." The first man could not believe it. "Is your watch on the radio?" Said the other gentleman. "No, I set it on my father-in-law’s." Joke.2  A reader When Sir James’ new novel came into the market, one of his readers greeted him at a party and spoke to him about the novel. "The end of this novel is great" and what do you think about the beginning? Sir James asked. "I haven't got there yet. The reader replied. Joke.3 A teacher to student Teacher (to student): "How many out of fifty should be taken out so that the remaining five are left". Student: “Sir! Zero. Joke.4 Doctor and patie

  Funny jokes to tell It is said that jokes are stress reliever. It helps people to stay mentally relaxed. Stress causes depression. The first medicine that the doctors suggest is to be sociable. When a stress carrier meets his friends and family members, he gets jokes and reply in jokes that brings laughter on his face and relieves stress for a time being at least. There should be group jokes to be used as stress reliever.   In this regard I have some funny jokes to tell. Fun should be one’s life partner in such times of hard life style which involves stress, depression, work load and overtime jobs. People who live in groups they enjoy jokes more than others.         Joke.1 A person’s eyesight was getting weak. He went to the doctor. The doctor after the check-up of his eyes told” don’t use glasses now and start eating carrots.” But my rabbits eat carrots very fondly. This is a very curious treatment I have ever got. The doctor replied,” have you ever seen any rabbit using glass

1.Written play A play written by a gentleman flopped badly. When asked why his play failed. So they answered. "It simply came to our notice then. It was built incorrectly. The spectators' chairs were facing the stage; so they were forced to watch the game and then dislike it. “ 2.A little girl A little girl whose father was a judge. Asked lovingly. "Father John, what gift would you give me on my birthday?" He said "Fourteen years with hard labor(as he was busy writing a decision of a case) 3.Film "Henry also liked the movies that I liked. He also liked the food that I liked. He also liked the songs that I liked. He also liked the books I liked, "Then why didn't you get married?" We didn't like each other. 4.Counselor at the meeting The councilor was to address the meeting and when the turn came, he started his speech and said. "Now we must forget the past and the present. Whatever happened, just remember the future to co

  Youthfulness   My wife is leaving, but not even the name of that smile on her lips as people have told me to soothe my heart. It's just a skeleton. Her horrible appearance shows that she is suffering from a deadly disease and is afraid of death. In her eyes, for me, the place of pleasure and love is now alienation and hatred, I deserved it. The reason for this hatred is the unborn child whose head still appears to be stuck in the bones of her body, which caused her death. Who would have thought that my wife would hate me when she died? What I raised to save him from pain and death, but no. I caused her death, I caused her pain and sorrow, there is no end to the ignorance and stupidity of men. But it is also not correct to say that I was a victim of ignorance and stupidity. Yes, this is completely wrong.   I was caught in the clutches of arrogance, which I confess. We were married at an age when we could not even understand each other's feelings. But I don't want

  Beautiful madam After graduating from college, the desire to go to university kept me restless day and night. By the way, in our view, we students: the unemployed class of the future, the veil: which girls put on the window, the book: a waste of time, love: the cafeteria inhabited by the tail, the heart: can be given to anyone without surgery. Yes, college: leisure, university: the last year of a happy life, and marriage is the punishment for all these sins. Our subject is university memories. Somehow the Department of Public Relations got on the merit list. Don't be overjoyed, put on new clothes, get on the bus and go to the university unaware of your surroundings. Suddenly the bus braked, he could not control his balance and fell on a woman, what are you saying in muffled words? I said in confusion that I am doing a degree from the university. Arriving at the university from the gate to the department, it was understood that the university is where it is. I was already a