How To Write A Good Joke Anyone can play the clown, but not everyone can create humor. Because even if you are an excellent storyteller and the jester of all parties, inventing new jokes turns out to be difficult. Finding the right terms, especially when it comes to words on paper - thus eliminating the physical and oral aspect (i.e. facial expressions, intonations, etc.) - is of utmost importance. Likewise, the ideas for these gags do not spring up on their own. But everything can be learned. However, to be successful in creating a good joke, there are a few things you need to know. It is, therefore, necessary to follow the advice mentioned below on how to write a joke. Humor = drama + time So, by getting into the habit of reframing our observations to bring out the funny aspects, anyone can find humor in everything and add that string to their bow. Learn how to write first funny joke The easiest trick you can follow, to be a funny person you have to look at the funny characters! Wh

  Newest Jokes 1.Three Indians and three Cowboys are going to take the train to a convention. At the station, the three Whites buy one ticket each, while the three Indians buy a single ticket. - How can three guys travel on one ticket, asks one of the Cowboys? - Look, and you will see, answers one of the Indians! They all get on the train. The three Cowboys take their respective places, but the three Indians crowd into the toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train left, the controller came by to check the tickets. He bangs on the bathroom door and says, “Ticket please!”. The door opens slightly and only one hand comes out with the note. The ticket inspector checks the ticket and leaves. The Cowboys have seen it all, they agree it's a really good idea. So, after the congress, the three whites decide to do the same as the Indians for the return trip, which will allow them to save some money. At the station ticket office they buy a single ticket. To their astonish

  The Unfinished Symphony A company president receives as a gift an entrance ticket for a performance of Schubert's Unfinished Symphony given as part of the music festival in the village where the group's main factory is located. Not having any desire to go to the provinces, and no member of the management wishing to go there, he remembers that the head of the organization department was carrying out a mission in the factory all that week. He asks her to represent him there. The following Monday, the president receives the following report: Mister President, I have carefully observed the work of the orchestra performing the unfinished symphony as you had invited me to. Here are the remarks I could give you. For considerable intervals, the four oboe players stood idly by. One should reduce their number and distribute their work over the entire symphony, so as to eliminate peak periods. The twelve violins were in unison, they all played the same notes at the same time. This dupli

Dentist Jokes 1. Doctor! I broke my tooth with the bean of the pancake ... Since you are the king I will crown her! 2. A patient apologizes: "Forgive me, I did not brush my teeth ..." Response from the practitioner: "It doesn't matter, I didn't wash my hands ..." 3. My teeth hurt so much that I can only chew soup. 4. My husband suffers from a sedentary abscess! 5. A young patient wants to keep her CD player. I ask her what she is listening to. "Pulp fiction" she replies! 6. Doctor, I would rather have a child than have a tooth pulled out ... No problem, Madame, just the position of the chair to change! 7 .I'll take the tooth out. If I hurt you cry out loud. Will it be that painful? No, but there are 10 people in the waiting room, and I don't want to miss the game! 8. If you don't follow my prescriptions you will lose all your teeth. So what? Then you will bite your fingers! 9. Yesterday I went out with a dentist, we ended up at his

Dentist Joke The Scotsman and the Dentist A Scottish couple are going to the dentist. In the waiting room, the husband announces to his wife that he will come before her, because he won't be very long. When his turn arrives, the husband settles in the chair and asks the dentist: - How much does it cost to remove a molar with complete anesthesia? - It takes 100 pounds. - Too expensive ! And with local anesthesia? - In this case, 50 pounds. - Ok. And without anesthesia, using only the forceps? - It will be 40 pounds ... - Ok, we'll do it like that then. The Scottish man gets up from the chair, returns to the waiting room and says to his wife: - You can come my darling. Now it's your turn.😝😝

  Marriage Jokes 1.Crucial Question Son: Say, dad, why did you marry mom? Father: Ah, you too are asking yourself the question ... 2.Prayer  Prayer of a pastor after one of his parishioners came to tell him his desire to break with his loneliness and find a wife: - Lord, help this man who is looking for a woman to marry to find her, and Lord, in Your Great Mercy, help him, even more, when he has found her! 3.Nice gift Two friends are discussing: - My wife and I have twenty years of marriage tomorrow, but I do not know what to offer her for the occasion! What did you buy from yours for your porcelain wedding anniversary? - Well, for our twenty years of marriage, I offered her a trip to Tahiti ... - Well then, say it! If for your twentieth birthday, you gave her such a trip, what are you going to buy her to celebrate her fortieth birthday? - Well, it's simple, I've already thought about it: I'll go look for it! 4.Valentine's Day It’s the story of a very rich man who, fo

 Clever Jokes  For Kids In this list you will find twenty five clever jokes for kids. Composed of riddles, funny stories or funny anecdotes, they will amuse both children and adults! 1. Pierre's aunt said to him: - Aren't you too sad that I'm leaving tomorrow? - Oh yes, auntie, I would have preferred you to leave today! 2. A child asks his mother: "Mum what's in your womb?" The mother replies, "Your brother, my son." The son replies: "But why did you eat it?" 3. Two mothers discuss: - Me, my baby, he's been walking for three months. - Well ! He must be far now. 4. A lemon mother says to her children: "To live long, you should never be in a hurry!" 6 .A mother calls her daughter: - Can you help me change your brother? - Why, is it already worn out? 7 .A mother goes out with her very young son and meets one of her very pretty friends on the way. - Marc, orders the mother, kiss the lady. - No mother - Finally Marc, obey it's

 TELL ME A JOKE OF THE DAY Tell me a Joke of the day every morning for laughs -humor  Knowing how to joke, knowing how to make people laugh. Often we want to know how to tell a good joke for our friends. A joke does not lead to anything, does not imply anything, but only stays in the brain of the same people! Laughing feels good and to laugh you already have to feel good. A blind man decides to visit the United States. He gets on the American Airlines plane, he touches the seat and says: My god these seats are big! The person next to him, an American replies: Yes! In the USA everything is huge! Our man arrives at JFK airport, takes a taxi, touches the car and says: My god this car is big! The driver turns around and says: Yes! Here in America, everything is huge! Our blind man finally arrives at his hotel. He drops off his luggage and goes to the bar for a beer. He takes the glass: My god, these beers are out of proportion! The waiter replied: Yes! Here in America, everything is very v

Joke Of The Day In a hotel in France, a French tourist quietly takes his breakfast (coffee, croissant, baguette, butter and jam). An American tourist chewing his gum settles in front of him. Although the French ignores it, the American engages in conversation: The American: Do you French people eat all the bread? French (in a bad mood): Yes. The American (after making a big bubble with his gum): We in America, we just eat the inside. The crust, we put it in containers, we recycle by making croissants and we sell them to the French. The American has a small smile on his face, the French listens in silence. The American persists: Do you eat the jam with the bread? French: Yes. The American (a big bubble bursts on his face and with a skillful lick, he swallows his chewing gum and continues to chew ...): We don't, in America, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast. And we put the peels, seeds and leftovers in a container, we recycle them by making jam and we sell it to the French. The French

  Humorous Quotes Writers, politicians, and humorists offer an inexhaustible field of funny aphorisms in which it is delicious to immerse yourself. A selection of brilliant word games, from our cultural heritage or the pens of the greatest authors! The best of witticisms, murderous phrases and other distilled verbal delicacies. Words drawn over a repartee, a speech, or a work, they constitute as many humorous pearls that the lover of good words likes to collect. The doctors are clear: laughter is healthy! Every day, discover humorous quotes from the greatest laughers. The funniest humorous quotes to be brilliant in all circumstances! An anthology of celebrity pearls, quirky and ambiguous little phrases, unstoppable short stories, and other humorous, cult thoughts. The actors have a unique language: They remember, improvise, color their memory, quote forgotten formulas, even invent funny, cruel sentences which are repeated and become humorous quotes. Here is a big list of humorous quote

  Funny Stories Feel like laughing? Check out our selection of the best Funny stories of 2020. The best of Funny Short stories are here! 1. I had a vasectomy to keep my wife from getting pregnant. But it only changes the color of the baby A lady's husband died almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling him to return to the dating world. Finally, she said she would go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom, I have someone to meet you!" " Well, that was an immediate hit. They got caught up in each other and after dating for six weeks he asked her to join him for a weekend in Spain. Their first night there, she undressed like him. There she was standing naked except for a pair of black panties, him in his birthday suit. Looking at her, he asked, "Why the black panties?" " She replied, "My breasts you can caress, my body is yours to explore, but there I am still in mourning. " He knew he wasn't

  Good humor On every May 7, world day of laughter, let us remember that “what is proper to man” is good for health in particular because it reduces stress. Laughter therapies are also intended to derive all the benefits. But laughing and making people laugh is not for everyone. Having a sense of good humor is also being able to mobilize cognitive abilities to perceive what is funny in a situation that is not necessarily funny at first. In October 2016, a cognitive psychology professor explained to us why humor is good for mental health, brings well-being and shows a rather optimistic nature. Good Humor holds an important place in our lives. We look for it at all ages and in all cultures, whether listening to a humorous column in the morning, exchanging a well-thought-out tweet or joking with a colleague at work. Historically, humor was viewed in a rather negative light by psychologists, who could see it as contempt, a mark of superiority of the individual or a defense mechanism aimed