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Daddy's jokes

  1.What do you call a constipated owl? An owl. 2.I told a joke to a Parisian ... He didn't laugh ... 3.What is the difference between Tintin and Snowy? Snowy does not have a dog ... 4.What does the judge say to the penguin? "Come on, let's testify" 5.Monsieur and Madame Loinlamérik have a daughter. What is her name ? Axelle 6.Melon and Melèche buy an old house, Melon repairs it and Melèche lives in it. 7.This is a guy walking into a bar and saying "Hi, it's me! " But it wasn't him…. 8.A mom Kangaroo asks her son: How did your exam go? - " It's in the pocket " 9.How does a good sister make babies? Brooding 10.What is the quietest sport? The parachhhhhhuuuuutt! 11.Monsieur and Madame Doizot have a son. What's his name ? Denis 12.- Doctor, I think I need glasses. - Certainly yes. This is a bank here. 13.Why does Gilbert Montagné swing when he sings? - To be sure to pass the microphone at least once. 14.What does a crocodile do when it...
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Jokes about doctors

Jokes about doctors Table Of Contents Joke.1 The gynecologist and the examination of a patient A gynecologist examines a female patient and tells her: - Madam, I must admit that I have never seen something so big, so big, so big ... - No need to repeat doctor. - I'm not repeating, it's the echoes! Joke.2 Meeting at an animal fair Three men meet at an animal fair. The first: - I love animals and I see them every day. The second and third, at the same time: - It's all the same! The first: - I am a veterinarian! You too ? The second: - No, I'm a butcher ... The third: - And I am a zoophile ... Joke.3 A blind man and a doctor A young blind man said to his old doctor: - Today is my birthday. Do you have any good news for me? - Take this cream and tomorrow you will no longer be blind. - Really ?? Thank you very much doctor! The next morning, the youngster runs to the doctor in tears and hastens to say: - It did not work ! - April Fool… Joke.4 A couple in t...
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Jokes about politics

 Jokes about politics Joke.1 A man dies then finds himself facing Saint Peter. The latter said to him - I welcome you to the gate of paradise. Dubitative, the man sees clocks located behind St Pierre.  Why are there St Peter's clocks?  It's simple my boy. As soon as a person is born, a clock appears, and as soon as he says or does something stupid, the hands start to turn.  Oh good, and where is Sarkozy's?  She's in my room, I use her as a fan. Joke.2 Donald Trump consults a clairvoyant: The very concentrated clairvoyant closes her eyes and says to her: - I see you passing in a big avenue, in a car, the open roof, the people in jubilation. Trump smiles and asks him: - So the crowd is happy? - Yes like never. - What about the people running after the car? - Yes, around the car, like crazy. The police are struggling to find their way. - People carrying flags? - Yes, flags and banners of America with words of hope and a better future. - Really ? And the people are ...
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