A beautiful secretary was asked by her friend. "Does your officer walk by and write to you?" Said the secretary. "God forbid. That way I wouldn't fall off his lap? ”
2. A prisoner fell ill
When a prisoner fell ill, the jailer came to check his mood and asked who he was. The prisoner groaned in pain. "Yes, the first leg was sore. The doctor cut it off and threw it away.
Then the pain in his arm became severe and he also cut it. Now there is a severe pain in the ear, it must be cut off. "Well, you want to escape from prison slowly? The jailer expressed concern.
3.Salary increase
When an employee received a salary, he thought of counting the minimum amount before handing it over to his wife. When he counted the money, it was a hundred rupees more. He immediately went to the cashier and said that you have paid more than 100 rupees by mistake.
The cashier counted the money and kept it. The fact is that your salary has increased by 100 rupees in the last three months. The man spoke in astonishment. My wife didn't tell me at all. "
4. Two friends
Arshad: "My wife is the maiden of heaven." Aslam: "Unfortunately, my wife is still alive."
5. Midnight
In the middle of the night, a man was calling the doctor. "Doctor! I live in your neighborhood. Sorry for the inconvenience. My little son swallowed the pen. The doctor prepared an emergency kit and was about to leave the house when the phone rang again
Dr. sorry for calling u again. I actually got another pen. "
6. Mourning
A man was walking towards the sea with his color TV and Video player. On the way, he met his friend and he asked in surprise. "What's the matter?" He said.” I am going to commit suicide in the sea with these things” My wife will mourn the loss of these things, even if it is not for me. ”
7. Stick
LBW's fifth appeal was also rejected and the bowler lost his temper. He turned to the empire and spoke angrily. Sir! Tell me, where is your stick?” “The stick? What a stick, I don't have a stick.
The Empire said in surprise. "It's great," said the bowler. I have never seen a blind man without a stick.”
8. Fire
A man called the fire station and said, "Look, I've recently renovated my garden. I've planted some valuable plants in it." "Is there a fire in it?" The other asked. "Some plants are very rare.
I have got them with great difficulty. ”“ There was a very angry voice from the other side. ”Look, sir! It's a fire station, not a florist's shop. "" I know! Listen to me carefully, there is a fire in my neighborhood and I don't want you to damage my garden and plants when you come to put out the fire. ”
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