Funny stuff

1.Desire

The teacher was explaining in the class that by working hard you can become whatever you want, you can fulfill your desires through hard work.

One of the students said, "But sir, my father says that my wish cannot be fulfilled." "What is your wish?" The teacher asked. "Sir, I want to be a lady doctor." The student replied innocently.

2.Died again

Parnam Singh was sitting and crying. When a friend asked why he was crying, Sardar  said. "Brother, my mother is dead, I am crying in her grief!" The friend offered condolences and left.

After two days the same friend saw that Parnam Singh was weeping crying again. When a friend asked the reason. Sardar said, "Brother, today my elder brother's phone rang. His mother also died. Today I am crying in his grief."

3. Milk seller

A gentleman kept a parrot. One day he was not at home when the milkman came. He knocked on the door and then a voice came from inside. "Who?"

After all, he got bored. Where am I, brother? I am a milkman outside. Who are you inside? Immediately a voice came from inside, "Milkman."

4 - Blade

It is well known that Jews are very stingy. A Jewish boy came back from the battlefield, surprised to see his father and older brother grow long beards when he came to greet him, and asked in astonishment, "Why are you guys growing beards?"

"Son, you don't remember, you took the blade with you." The father replied.

5.Unreliable

He was trying to get out of the army under some pretext. He thought about it for months. Eventually a suggestion was made. He went to the doctor and kept it. "Doctor, my vision is very bad, it doesn't work at all," said the doctor. Sit on this chair, then I will listen to you in detail. ”“ Which chair? ”The doctor grabbed him by the arm and sat him on a chair and asked.

"Which chart?" "The same chart hanging from the front wall." "But where is the wall?" Gave

As soon as he came out, he burst out laughing. He was very happy. He went to see a movie in a nearby cinema house. When the film ended, he was shocked. The doctor who discharged him due to poor eyesight was sitting next to him. The doctor recognized her, but said no. Why sir! Where will this bus go? ”

6. The key

Sundha Singh was the ruler of his area, he had to go to a battle. He locked his wives, and wealth in a mansion and locked them from outside, then he called his closest friend, handed him the key, and said, "Dude, I'm going to war there." … I don't know whether I would come back as a survivor or would be killed in the war. I am handing over the key of my mansion to you… If I die in the war and don’t return then open my mansion door with this key and marry my wives and Keep all the goods and treasure with you "The friend became very emotional, but at Sundha Singh's insistence, he kept the key.

The next day, Sondha Singh left for the battlefield. He had just gone a few miles from his capital when his friend, Amla, got off his horse and said to him, "you gave me the wrong key." It does not open the lock.