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 1.Teacher: If there is LAVA inside the Earth, then what is outside?
Student: sir out is OPPO and VIVO
Fierce silence

2.Teacher: You know everything about birds?
Tom: Yes
Teacher: Okay tell me, which bird cannot fly??
Student: dead bird
Get lost  you crazy somewhere

3. Teacher (from student): Tell me what is the benefit of the semester system?
Student: I do not know the benefits, but insults occur twice a year
4. Stay at home to deal with corona.
And share their wife's hand in homework.
Fought with Corona. not with wife!


5. Ask me if you need any information about Corona.
 I have rotted the caller tune about it... !!
6. There was a lot of pain in Jerry’s head.
Jerry went to the doctor and asked the doctor to give him some good medicine.
The doctor said: -
Mr. Jerry, you are most in need of rest at this time.
I am giving you some sleeping pills.
Let him sleep at night by feeding his wife
.

7. Pappu went to the doctor with his girlfriend.
Doctor - Daughter, how did it hurt?
Pappu - Doctor, she used to fight with me every day!
When I asked the reason for fighting every day, I said:
Fighting increases love
Doctor - What happened then?
Pappu - what happens then,
To increase love, I also kicked my roots.
Doctor unconscious 🙂


8. 80-year-old Santa went to the doctor for a check-up.
The doctor is shocked to see his health and asks, 'What is the secret to your good health?'
Santa: I am a Punjabi, get up before the sun rises and go out for cycling and then drink two glasses of wine… and that is the secret of my health.
Doctor: Okay .. You are 80 years old, tell me how old was your father when he died?
Who said my father's dead?
Doctor surprised .. you mean that you are 80 years old and your father is still alive. How old are they?

9. Santa: - What kind of wife do you want?
Banta: - Moonlike.
Santa: Like the moon, mean?
Banta: - Those who come at night and go away in the morning.

10. Santa's funny wife
Santa: - My wife jokes so much, what to tell.
Banta: - How?
Santa: - Yesterday I put my hands on her eyes and asked
who am I? So she said "Milkman."

11. Santa: - Dude, whose new phone is this, looks very cool.
Banta: - Not mine, man.
Santa: Whose is it then?
Banta: - picked up from girlfriends.
Santa: - Why?
Banta: - Man she used to say daily, you don't pick up my phone.
Today, I had a chance, I picked it up.

12. Banta went to the store to buy underwear.
The shopkeeper showed Banta his underwear.
Banta asks the shopkeeper the price of his underwear.
The shopkeeper said the price of underwear was $6.
Hearing the price, Banta said: -
Brother, do not take partywear, show how to wear it at home.




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