Great short jokes

1. One woman asked the other woman

"Men will get virgins in heaven, but what will women get?" The other woman replied that the same husbands .When the first woman heard this, she spoke bitterly.“ Then there is no benefit in dying!

2.Checking in exams

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Pranam Singh was sitting for the Ludhiana University examination. The test paper was

designed to answer questions correctly or incorrectly. The leaflet was too long. Pranam 

Singh was very anxious to solve the problem. When the caretaker reached Parnam

Singh while walking, he saw that Parnam Singh was holding a rupee coin in his hand.

On each question he picks it up, looks at the face of the coin, and writes the answer to the question as incorrect or correct.

   The caretaker was very surprised, he asked, "Why are you doing this?" Parnam Singh said, "dear sir! I am solving the paper!" The caretaker said, "Why are you repeatedly tossing the rupee?" What are you doing? ”Pranam Singh said,“ dear sir, This is science! There are one and a half hundred questions, I have to toss every question, come straight and the answer is right, comes back and the answer is wrong, science says that half of my answers will be right! ”Caretaker was impressed with Pranam Singh's" Science " Being impressed with his knowledge went back.

     As paper’s time was coming to an end, he came to Param Singh again and saw that he was tossing coins again and again and was also abusing! He asked! "he said in a big rage?" Toss to check and the shit answer will come something else. "

3. Business 

Pranam Singh, Gornam Singh, and their two friends sold their land in the village and decided to build a hotel in the city. He built a luxurious hotel in the best place in the city but not a single customer entered his hotel for a month, why? Because the four of them had brought from the village and tied their four pet dogs on the door of the hotel! The four then decided to sell the hotel and build a car repair garage.

They set up a workshop, installed all kinds of machinery, but for a month no customer came to their garage to have his car repaired! Why? Because they built the garage on the second floor! After selling the garage, the four friends bought a taxi; they roamed the streets for a month, but no one sat in their taxi. Why? Because the four friends were always sitting together in their taxi! Annoyed, the four friends decided to throw the taxi into the sea. All-day long, they kept pushing the taxi into the sea, but the taxi did not move! Why? Because two were pushing the taxi from the front and two from the back!

4. The plane was flying

 No one survived a plane crash. When experts arrived at the scene, everything was destroyed and it was not possible to find out the cause of the accident. A monkey was sitting on a tree near the wreckage, with an airline tag hanging around its neck. It turned out that this monkey was also a passenger on the wreck. He was caught. An expert sign language expert was hired to talk to the monkey and find out! The Board of Inquiry asked the monkey through the expert, "What time was the accident?" The sign language expert explained the question to the monkey. Then he folded his hands and placed them on his cheeks and tilted his head.

Experts understood the gesture and said, "The monkey is saying that the accident happened at ten o'clock at night." The board of inquiry asked the next question, "What were the passengers doing at that time?" What, the expert then said, "The monkey is saying the passengers were sleeping!" What were the air hostesses doing? The monkey said, "She was asleep." The interrogators asked, "What was the pilot doing?" What were you doing? ”The monkey waved both hands and gestured,“ The plane was flying. ”

5. A fancy show

For a fancy dress show at a festival, a gentleman disguised himself as a dog and he looked exactly like a dog. As they were leaving for a dress show, a stray dog ​​catcher snatched them and dragged them to the municipality's truck.

The man started saying that I have kept this disguise for a fancy-dress show. "Stop the nonsense," said the dog catcher. "I've caught twelve dogs since morning, every dog ​​has said the same thing."