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I heard a woman bought a cloth for a suit. There were a lot of rats in the house (I would do more for the sake of rats). One day an old rat felt weak so he thought what to do in the kitchen. Dinner: Eat a portion of the beautiful silk suit of a woman of understanding, but chew it. In the morning, the woman was upset when she saw the condition of the new suit.

 

 No! The brain worked in a state of anxiety and the suggestion came up to put on a suit. A little shalwar will stay high. If people ask, they will say that the fashion of high shalwar has come. It just came from the United States (everything that comes from the United States is liked by our fashionable society) and thus the fashion of high trousers became common. Just because of a woman's compulsion.

 

The fast-paced fashion world is engulfed in a frenzy. We have an aunt who starts cooking lentils at home every day when she has a stroke. The children say with a sneer, "Son, nowadays it is fashionable to eat lentils" and the children (in the new age) enjoy the fashion and eat Karda and even lick their fingers.

 

We have been in the fashion of changing parties for some time in the field of politics (fashion of fashion and ministry of ministry). Iftikhar Gilani joined PML-N. Yahya Bakhtiar returned to the PPP. Mehnaz Rafi (including Khursheed Kasuri) joined PML-N (Asghar Khan was left alone) Rao Rashid did not know where he went. People are going there, somewhere people are coming here.

 

The benefits of fashion are many

 

If martial law is applied, then the fashion of the Majlis-e-Shura (new style of political leaders came to the fore). When it comes to tight pants, no one thinks that it will look bad or that it will look good. The same fashions that get a small ministry or big people. What to do

 

Is fashion? And those who do not go with fashion go with the movement of stability.

In this age of fashion, people like us are always embarrassed and sometimes embarrassed. It was fashionable to wear long shirts, so we used to wear high shirts and when we were forced to do so, we also wore long shirts, but by that time, the fashion of high shirts had started. But there was a compulsion to do so and as usual, I had to work out of fashion.

Like his elder politician Asghar Khan, he was with Ms. Benazir in MRD. Join the procession with sincerity. All his life he was against Bhutto but for the sake of democracy he joined her and played well with her but when the fashion ministry of the embassy and even the presidency came, he did our job ie out of fashion work.

For a long time we have had the fashion of fake degrees, but nowadays there is the fashion of copying

 

Children carry green or blue (sometimes and sometimes even red) notes in their pockets and bring FSC degrees as a fashion and then Dr. Bin K. (even in ten years)

We complained to a friend that "Yariya load shedding has made life impossible. So you said bad things and said, "Mohsin, you have always worked out of fashion

Brother, this is the fashion of load shedding nowadays. I have heard that in Russia (a developed country in the present situation, whatever you want to say) there is a load shedding of ten hours. The foot hit something unknown (found out in the morning that it was a child) and we fell face down. Something appeared on his forehead. There was a lot of pain and I couldn't sleep at night (because of the screams of the baby we were in the dark) but I was happy that we also adopted fashion for the first time on time.

Nowadays, the fashion of the dish antenna and cable network is going on with a lot of noise. People are now happily watching "legitimate" and "illegitimate", all sitting at home together (coincidentally blessed). Under the same pretext, NTM also started showing courage. We thought that some voices would be raised, maybe only the Jamaat-e-Islami would get used to it, but it turned out that there was no time yet.

  1. Justice has become a new "rich man" again. Then our eyes turned to Maulana Fazlur Rehman. But there were also reports that the "foreign ministry" was involved. So he also became silent and was afraid that someone Let's not say that Mian is a fashion of "courage" nowadays and you are out of fashion.

The whole nation, like us, feels inferior.

 

 

In the past (before martial law) when inflation rose people would take to the streets. Pornographic Eid cards were sold and people took to the streets. People used to protest when obscene Eid cards were sold. When there is no-nonsense on TV, people start making things up. But now the situation is reversed. Everyone is silent for fear of being labeled "backward" and "radical" and intends to meet the demands of the new age. Now people are quiet by buying pulse at Rs. 120 per kg. Instead of apples, they eat "beers" but do not raise their voices against inflation so that no one will say, "You idiot, you don't know that inflation is fashionable" and ․․․․․ Adopting every fashion has become not only our habit but also our compulsion.

 


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