Really funny simple jokes

Really funny simple jokes 

                                                                                      

1.    A Jew to a Frenchman

A Jew was trying desperately to sell a carpet to a Frenchman."I don't need a carpet, said the 

Frenchman."Sir, this is a very nice and very cheap carpet," the Jew urged. "Still, I will not buy it. "But,

sir, why not?" "Your carpet smells." The delicate Frenchman said. The Jew suddenly became angry

and spoke. "You are lying. It's coming from me, not from carpet. "

2. A distraugt man 

A distraught man approached a man to get his ID card on the form. The man asked: "Your name?" He replied: "Aslam Khan." The man then asked: "Father's name?" He replied: "Akram Khan." The man asked: "Identity sign." The man said innocently: "Write down the signs of trouble on your face."

3.An astronomer

A man was an astronomer. One night he was looking at the stars with his far-sighted eyes. His watchman saw a star falling in the sky and said, “Wow sir! What  the target is ”

4. Two men

Two men were playing strange games in a garden. One man would dig a pit in one place and then go ahead and start digging another pit. Another man would close the pit by pouring mud. Told on request. "We are three men. I dig a pit, another puts seeds, and a third fills the soil. Another man is on vacation today, but we are doing our duty. ”

5.Platform

A passenger reached the platform and asked a railway employee. "Can I catch the car to Manchester ?" It depends on how fast you can run because the car left twenty minutes ago. The railway employee replied simply.

6. A passenger to a beggar

A passerby said to beggar, "If I give you a hundred rupee note, what will you do?The beggar: 

"Immediately! I will put my other hand forward. ”