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 Beautiful madam


After graduating from college, the desire to go to university kept me restless day and night. By the way, in our view, we students: the unemployed class of the future, the veil: which girls put on the window, the book: a waste of time, love: the cafeteria inhabited by the tail, the heart: can be given to anyone without surgery. Yes, college: leisure, university: the last year of a happy life, and marriage is the punishment for all these sins.

Our subject is university memories. Somehow the Department of Public Relations got on the merit list. Don't be overjoyed, put on new clothes, get on the bus and go to the university unaware of your surroundings. Suddenly the bus braked, he could not control his balance and fell on a woman, what are you saying in muffled words? I said in confusion that I am doing a degree from the university. Arriving at the university from the gate to the department, it was understood that the university is where it is.

I was already a little nervous. I went to the washroom to get a little nervous. If I had sat on the seat, it was written in front of me. I thought there was fun in college, we also had some personality, we had the support of teachers, our heart was wandering, where did we come from, how lovely was our college in this university cycle.

I sat in the classroom and started waiting for the teachers.

... Let us say that in our opinion, a person who is under pressure, frustrated by the students, still well-dressed, is a teacher. But the matter of the university teachers turned out differently and then they came to our madam class, the madam who looks isolated from the world. I had heard that the beauty of a man is known after his morals and the beauty of a woman after washing her face.

There was a madam in the classroom with a make-up-free face, a light lipstick, a big smile (which was enough to take our lives). There was a time when the biggest wish was to get a Shaka Laka Boom Boom pencil and today it was a wish to get a smile. When the introduction started, it was our turn. When we told her our date of birth with the introduction, she would say with a smile, I have heard that samples are made in December.

We thought that difficult times in love come to everyone, some are shattered, some are shattered.

At the same time, he complained to nature that he made the teacher beautiful, gave her beauty, gave her deer-like eyes but also intoxicating eyes, hair with silk, soft and charming tone with lips like rose petals, also gave a heart full of love and beauty. Then there was the Hour and then the tongue and then the all in vain.

Gradually the sample came out of the embarrassment, then realized that if the teacher is beautiful then the lecture also seems blessed, the insult done to her also looks like the scent of flowers and the class also seems to be full of life.

 The last bench in the classroom has an almost homely atmosphere. Where some people are like pickles that make even simple lentils like rice spicy and delicious.

Time passed, people were walking, we were the only ones walking. We think that not a single madam is trapped here, while Mian Sahib's whole family is trapped. It was in those days that I realized that five things in a university life can be very painful when it's over. No. 1 - Friendship No. 2. Money No. 3. Missing University Bus No. 4 Saturday because the next day was a Sunday holiday and number 5.

The end of the beautiful teacher's lecture. The last one would make me cry

But I don't know how people propose. I am ashamed to ask for papri while eating chana chat. Then be ready to be humiliated. We also spoke with determination, always remember one thing, couples are formed in the heavens, but humiliation is in the university. The heartbroken Shaka of our group, whose love had only two witnesses, one was the girl and the other was her grandmother.

He said, "Believe me, girls, don't get confused." It looks like a diamond, it looks like a pudding, it sticks like an arrow and in the end,  it turns like a poor man. Therefore, it is better to see the end before making love. If the matter still does not enter your mind, then watch the movie * Ghajini * and * Tere Naam *. I silenced him by saying, now even Google map can't tell where my love has taken me.

The philosopher of our group spoke with a cold sigh. Look where the sick of love are sitting, thousands have died, millions are ready, ruining their education behind the girls, then they say Maulvi Sahib, pray, they are sitting unemployed. A good friend told the truth. Do you like the beauty of the teacher or the wisdom? Before I speak, the second thing I have to say is that the law of nature is that those who are beautiful lose their intellect. And I shuddered to see my beloved's compliment turn into a compliment.

In the meantime, our group's James Bond came running and reported that the madam is married and has three children, so give the children's clothes as a birthday present. If you cut your condition as if it happened, blood will not come out of your body. Someone from above sang a song on the phone.

I was deceived when in love, sadness overwhelmed my life

I thought I would leave the university. Another beautiful teacher came to the poor class. Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny? So remember the newcomers, if the GR of the class is beautiful and moral, then, believe me, you are lucky, but if the teacher of the class is beautiful, then the world is heaven. Because Pakistani men are ranked third in the world in beauty, but Pakistani women are not even visible in the top twenty.

It was seen that if the teacher is male and handsome then the whole number of girls were present in the class and if madam is beautiful then all the boys were present to take the class. And always remember rose or tea from such a beautiful teacher. Don't order roses or tea, let alone dry coriander. But if such a mistake is made, then by thinking this, the heart should be satisfied. Madam, no matter how beautiful, can't kiss her own mouth. And those who believe in making amulets on madam, hope that madam can read your throat instead of your feet. In any case, what a wise man has said.

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