Clean jokes

Clean jokes

 There are different types of jokes people like.  Some like dirty jokes, some others like adult jokes, and while some others like clean jokes.  So, we have tried to write some very clean jokes for all.

 

joke.1

 A gentleman

One man asked the other man, "What time is it?" The other man said, " it’s 2.00 pm." The first man could not believe it. "Is your watch on the radio?" Said the other gentleman. "No, I set it on my father-in-law’s."

Joke.2 

A reader

When Sir James’ new novel came into the market, one of his readers greeted him at a party and spoke to him about the novel. "The end of this novel is great" and what do you think about the beginning? Sir James asked. "I haven't got there yet. The reader replied.

Joke.3

A teacher to student

Teacher (to student): "How many out of fifty should be taken out so that the remaining five are left". Student: “Sir! Zero.

Joke.4

Doctor and patient

The doctor said addressing the patient. "I have some very bad news for you. The tests you took yesterday show that you have only 24 hours left in your life.” “Only 24 hours, that is, only one day. The patient stammered. "Even worse, I should have told you yesterday," said the doctor.

Joke.5

 The teacher to a rich man

The teacher asked a rich man to write an article on "poor family". The next day he wrote the article. The article started like this: "Once it was mentioned that the family was very poor, the father was poor, the mother was poor, the son was poor." He was poor, the servant was poor, the maid was poor, he was financially poor, the cook was poor and his driver was poor.

Joke.6

 Heavy rain

One year it rained profusely. Someone said at a party. "Everything on earth will come out this time. Mullah Nasiruddin spoke nervously. O, God! What if my three wives come out? “

Joke.7

Music concert

At a concert, a very vocal and unattractive singer started his third song. "I will be far, far away from famous," a man said with a sigh of satisfaction. I thought he would sing here all night.

Joke.8

A villager

 

An Englishman stayed with a villager as a guest. The villager put greens plate with the cornbread. The Englishman ate the greens and returned the cornbread and said take this plate.

Joke.9

Cricket match

While the cricket test match was going on, a boy showed his pass at the gate of the stadium and started going inside. The gatekeeper said, "You don't have it." The boy replied: "It belongs to my father." The gatekeeper asked: "Why didn't he come?" The boy replied: "He is very busy." "What is he doing?" The gatekeeper asked. The child replied: "He is looking for his pass."

Joke.10

Father

When the father put the sweets under the pillow, the child took out the sweets and ate them and put the pillow on his stomach. After a while, the father came and asked: “Son! Where are the sweets? ” The child replied innocently: "Father John! Under the pillow