Funny jokes to tell

 

Funny jokes to tell

It is said that jokes are stress reliever. It helps people to stay mentally relaxed. Stress causes depression. The first medicine that the doctors suggest is to be sociable. When a stress carrier meets his friends and family members, he gets jokes and reply in jokes that brings laughter on his face and relieves stress for a time being at least. There should be group jokes to be used as stress reliever.  In this regard I have some funny jokes to tell. Fun should be one’s life partner in such times of hard life style which involves stress, depression, work load and overtime jobs. People who live in groups they enjoy jokes more than others.    

 Joke.1

A person’s eyesight was getting weak. He went to the doctor. The doctor after the check-up of his eyes told” don’t use glasses now and start eating carrots.” But my rabbits eat carrots very fondly. This is a very curious treatment I have ever got. The doctor replied,” have you ever seen any rabbit using glasses?”

Joke.2

A patient made a call to his doctor at 2.00 am. He told his doctor,” I am sorry I disturbed you at this time, I have a problem that I can’t sleep.” take the medicine that I had given you for sleep disorder, “the doctor advised “I have also used that medicine, still I can’t sleep. The bill of your fees that you have sent has flown away from my sleep. God knows I can’t pay that bill. Oh my God! What are you saying? Now my sleep has flown away,” The doctor said”

Joke.3

A beautiful girl told her friend” what do you think that I am going to marry that 90 years old person?” yeah, of course, he is a millionaire that is why you are getting married to him.” The jealous friend said.” You have taken it wrong. I am pledging myself to him for some time.” She replied.

Joke.4

A person went to the post office and asked the postmaster “I am very upset because I am getting threat letters” That is a big crime. Do you doubt anybody?” just doubt! I am a hundred percent sure that these letters are being sent by the income tax department.

Joke.5

A son asked his mother, mom why can I not bath in the river? The water is in very depth in the river” the mother replied.” But the father takes a bath and swims in the same water every day.” The boy told. “Yes, he does because he has got his insurance done” The mother replied.

Joke.6

Two football players were talking to each other. The one of them told I kicked the football so hard that it returned back after two hours. The other one said this is not that hit power ,I once hit the ball that came back after two days with a chit that wrote that the ball should not come to the moon again.