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Mr. Wonder and Mr. Knock

 Mr.Wonder and Mr.Knock

Mr. Wonder and Mr. Knock were both neighbors and often lived together. Their friendship was very old. The villagers gave examples of their friendship, but one thing was very bad that the two friends often boasted and  flew away.

 Do not back down from it. Once Mr. wonder said: "I have seen flying cows, which fly like birds."

On hearing this, Mr. Knock replied: "And I have seen hammers and nails growing in the fields."

Hearing this answer, Mr. Wonder’s mouth opened wide with surprise.

 One day Mr. Wonder and Mr. Knock were going to the forest to get firewood. Mr. Knock asked: "My friend! Do you have a new ax?"

"Yes! It's new."

"And you have never seen such an ax before," said Mr. Wonder.

It not only cuts wood, it also cuts rocks.”

I can't believe it. "Mr. Knock said:" Still, the answer to my ax is not old, but you must have heard that Old's Gold. No one can compete with my ax.

You only need to rub it once. Then you can use it to clean your hair.”

On hearing this, Mr. Wonder said: "I don't need a saw to sharpen my ax, just one blow is enough to do that and then one blow is enough to knock down the biggest tree."

Hearing this, Mr. Knock   was about to stay behind. Holding his ax firmly, he said: "I just need to wave the ax in the air. The big trees automatically fall down from the ground."

Mr. Wonder said: "It's a good idea to cut down this apple tree.

Mr. Knock replied: "What a difficult thing this is, take a look now."

Saying this, as soon as he picked up the ax to wave in the air, a loud slap on his forehead and Mr. Knock jumped out.

"Mr. Wonder! What an insult!"

He cried out in pain.

"It's not my rudeness, Mr. Knock! I never do such a thing," said Mr. Surprise. Now what Mr. Knock saw was that the gardener was moving forward to beat him further. Then you can understand. Here is how the two gossipy friends must have gone from there.

When the autumn came, Mr. Wonder and Mr. Knock cleaned their guns and went out hunting. On the way, Mr. Wonder said, "Let's find a bear, we'll kill it easily." He mocked in surprise and said: "Can I kill a dozen bears at once?"

I remember when I was little, I hunted two dozen rabbits an hour.”

Surprisingly, the Sun-Christ masters said, "And when I was a child, I used to hunt so many rabbits at one time that I had to call for crabs to carry them."

So, I would just take the fat rabbits and leave the rest for the crows.”

"What a surprise!"

Mr. Knock said: "I once shot fourteen roosters with a bullet the size of a grain of wheat."

Where did Mr. Wonder stay behind? He said quickly: "Do you know what happened to me once?"

"Could there have been a minor incident?" Mr. Knock quipped sarcastically: "The real incident happened to me. When all my bullets ran out during the hunt, I used a small nail as a bullet." Two elephants were killed in one fell swoop, but the nail ripped through the elephants and hit the fox's tail, causing its tail to fly off and get stuck in a tree branch.

Mr. Wonder took no notice of the incident and spoke in his own words: "Last year I put food spices in my gun instead of bullets and shot down seven ducks in a single attack."

When I went to pick them up, they were roasted. I enjoyed eating them for many days. "

"It's better that you leave the hunting and so on and take care of the kitchen of a house." Mr. Knock got hurt.

Although the two had gone hunting, when did they have time to hunt gossip? Wet clothes were drying on ropes outside the houses in the township. Mr. Wonder had the opportunity to intimidate his shooters.

Mr. Wonder also picked up his gun. When the two fired their guns, bullets pierced their dry clothes. Seeing this scene, both of them started laughing.

On the other hand, as soon as they heard the sound of bullets, the people of the town came out and seeing this, Mr. Wonder and Mr. Knock ripped their clothes with bullets, ran after them and grabbed them and repaired them both.

For several days after that, both of them did not have the courage, but where were they going to refrain from flying the feathers. In those days, what God did was such that Mr. Richard’s hut caught fire from Colitis and Mr.Wonder reached the storeroom.

Neighbors rushed to help put out the blaze, but instead of trying to control it, the two friends started shouting. "I think the fire can be put out better with frozen milk," he said.

Mr. Wonder said: "Honey is better than frozen milk. If a drum of honey is thrown on the fire that is burning now, the fire will be extinguished immediately.

They were just talking when the roof of their house along with their belongings was burnt to the ground. Mr. Wonder and Mr. Knock did not even have the shadow of the roof on them. Seeing this, they both realized how much damage had been done. Mr. Wonder and Mr. Knock are homeless since that day. Both have remained silent. Now the neighbors are also at peace.

 


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