Seriously Funny Jokes

1.Written play

A play written by a gentleman flopped badly. When asked why his play failed. So they answered. "It simply came to our notice then. It was built incorrectly. The spectators' chairs were facing the stage; so they were forced to watch the game and then dislike it. “

2.A little girl

A little girl whose father was a judge. Asked lovingly. "Father John, what gift would you give me on my birthday?" He said "Fourteen years with hard labor(as he was busy writing a decision of a case)

3.Film

"Henry also liked the movies that I liked. He also liked the food that I liked. He also liked the songs that I liked. He also liked the books I liked, "Then why didn't you get married?" We didn't like each other.

4.Counselor at the meeting

The councilor was to address the meeting and when the turn came, he started his speech and said. "Now we must forget the past and the present. Whatever happened, just remember the future to come. ”One of the audience stood up and said. "Don't forget my sixty dollars that you borrowed to buy flour on Tuesday?"

5.Police

The policeman pointed at the accused with his cane and told the inspector. “Sir! At the tip of this stick is the devil, not man. Accused (surprised) “Honorable sir! Ask him out well if he is no longer absorbed in the connection.

6.Referee

A clerk was watching a football match in the stadium. Suddenly someone put his hand on his shoulder and he looked back and his soul perished. His father was telling him. How are you here? You said you had to attend your uncle's funeral. Said the clerk.  My uncle could be a referee in the competition.

7.Son to mother

Son: What gift should I give on mother Amy’s birthday? Mother: Son, give me the ring. Son: Mother! Such a small thing? Mom: Then give me the car tire.

8.Keep quiet!

A laborer fell down while working and got fainted. The doctor checked up and declared him dead. The people took him to the graveyard. He got his senses back while they were taking him to the graveyard. He cried and told “I am alive where are you taking me to? The people replied him to keep quiet you are not wiser than the doctor.

9.The importance of language

Once a rat was walking with its babies when a cat came in the way. The rat immediately started barking loudly like a dog. The cat ran away immediately. Seeing this, the rat advised his children, "Look, children, how important a language other than the mother tongue is in the world."

10.Two words of sympathy

When a tourist went to the hotel, the waiter came and took the order. The tourist said: Fried fish and a mixture of sympathy. He brought a beer and asked, "Anything else?" The tourist replied! Two words of sympathy. "The waiter brought his mouth to the tourist's ear and said:" Don't eat fish it’s stale for two days. "