Clever Jokes For Kids
In this list you will find twenty five clever jokes for kids. Composed of riddles, funny stories or funny anecdotes, they will amuse both children and adults!
1.Pierre's aunt said to him:
- Aren't you too sad that I'm leaving tomorrow?
- Oh yes, auntie, I would have preferred you to leave today!
2.A child asks his mother: "Mum what's in your womb?"
The mother replies, "Your brother, my son."
The son replies: "But why did you eat it?"
3.Two mothers discuss:
- Me, my baby, he's been walking for three months.
- Well ! He must be far now.
4.A lemon mother says to her children:
"To live long, you should never be in a hurry!"
6.A mother calls her daughter:
- Can you help me change your brother?
- Why, is it already worn out?
7.A mother goes out with her very young son and meets one of her very pretty friends on the way.
- Marc, orders the mother, kiss the lady.
- No mother
- Finally Marc, obey it's an order!
- I said no mom!
- But don't look bad! Why don't you want to kiss the lady?
- Because dad tried yesterday and he got a pair of slaps!
8.A thief breaks into a house. He takes the television, jewelry, money ... When he is about to leave, a childish voice asks him:
- Sir, could you not take my report card too?
9.Two brothers are arguing, one says:
- Pigheaded !
- Ho! what an ass!
- You turkey!
Their mother arrives and says:
- Ho ... shut up!
10.A little girl climbs a mountain with her father:
- Dad, can I tell you something?
- When we're upstairs.
Ten minutes later :
- Can I tell you now?
- See you later.
An hour later, the father turns to his daughter:
- Here we are, what did you want to tell me?
- I forgot my bag downstairs ...
11.- P'paaaa? Could you write in the dark ??
- Yes of course.
- You could also sign on my booklet?
12.A little girl asks her father:
- What becomes of us when we die?
- We turn to dust, replies the father.
- So I think I have a dead man under the bed!
13.How should chocolate rolls be stored in a bakery?
In order of increasing (decreasing)
14.A man walks into a restaurant:
- Boy, are you serving noodles here?
- Of course sir, we serve everyone here!
15.Two mothers discussing in front of the school:
- Your son plays the piano, your daughter the trombone, your wife is learning singing. And you ?
- I'm learning to stand the noise.
16.The teacher asks the students:
- In the following sentence: The patient died as a result of his illness, where is the subject?
- In the cemetery, Madame!
17.A little girl walks into a pastry shop and says, speaking strangely:
- Hello, madam, I'm coming to buy a birthday cake for my little sister
- Ah yes ? And how old is she, asked the pastry chef?
- Four years
- What is her name ?
- Plumelle!
- It looks nice. And how did your parents choose this first name?
- Well when my sister was born a little feather fell on her.
- Ah! and you what is your name ?
- Beam!
18.It's the story of two potatoes crossing a road, one of them gets run over and the other screams:
Oh mash!
19.The client asks the server, by consulting the map:
- Boy, what do you trust me to recommend?
- Another restaurant!
20.One day, Pierre's mother made beef steak. She tells him :
- So Pierre, if you eat your steak, you will become as strong as an ox.
- You already gave me the fish and I still do not know how to swim
21.Why don't the cows talk?
Because on the barn, it is written: La Ferme!
22.A child asks his mother:
- Mum, mum, my eye hurts, you have to take me to the zieutiste!
- But my little darling, it's not the zieutiste, it's the oculist!
- But mom, that's not where it hurts ...
23.David's dad asks him what he asked Santa Claus. And David answers him:
- I asked him to come more often ...
24.- What color is a black baby's head?
- Black of course!
- What color are the hands of a black baby?
- naturally black
- What about a black baby's feet?
- Well blacks it makes sense ...
- And his teeth, what color are they?
- white
- Lost, a baby has no teeth!
25.A little boy asks his father:
- Dad, what's a hexagon?
- Uh .... I don't know my son
- Dad, what's the capital of Australia?
- Uh .... I don't know my son
- Papa, where did Napoleon die?
- Uh .... I don't know my son
- Dad, who invented the rabies vaccine?
- Uh .... I don't know my son
At this moment, the mother said to the kid:
- Stop bothering your father!
And the father replies:
- Let him ask questions, he has to educate himself!
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