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Joke Of The Day



In a hotel in France, a French tourist quietly takes his breakfast (coffee, croissant, baguette, butter and jam). An American tourist chewing his gum settles in front of him. Although the French ignores it, the American engages in conversation:


The American: Do you French people eat all the bread?


French (in a bad mood): Yes.


The American (after making a big bubble with his gum): We in America, we just eat the inside. The crust, we put it in containers, we recycle by making croissants and we sell them to the French.


The American has a small smile on his face, the French listens in silence.


The American persists: Do you eat the jam with the bread?


French: Yes.


The American (a big bubble bursts on his face and with a skillful lick, he swallows his chewing gum and continues to chew ...): We don't, in America, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast. And we put the peels, seeds and leftovers in a container, we recycle them by making jam and we sell it to the French.


The French then asks: Do you have sex in America?


The American: Yeah sure, very often he says with a big smile.


French: And what do you do with the used condoms?


American: Well like everyone else, we throw them out.


French: Not us, once used, we recycle them in containers, we make chewing gum and we sell it to Americans ...

                                    


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