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The Scotsman and the Dentist

A Scottish couple are going to the dentist. In the waiting room, the husband announces to his wife that he will come before her, because he won't be very long. When his turn arrives, the husband settles in the chair and asks the dentist:
- How much does it cost to remove a molar with complete anesthesia?
- It takes 100 pounds.
- Too expensive ! And with local anesthesia?
- In this case, 50 pounds.
- Ok. And without anesthesia, using only the forceps?
- It will be 40 pounds ...
- Ok, we'll do it like that then.
The Scottish man gets up from the chair, returns to the waiting room and says to his wife:
- You can come my darling. Now it's your turn.😝😝

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