Tell me a joke of the day

TELL ME A JOKE OF THE DAY

Tell me a Joke of the day every morning for laughs -humor

Knowing how to joke, knowing how to make people laugh. Often we want to know how to tell a good joke for our friends. A joke does not lead to anything, does not imply anything, but only stays in the brain of the same people! Laughing feels good and to laugh you already have to feel good.

A blind man decides to visit the United States. He gets on the American Airlines plane, he touches the seat and says: My god these seats are big!

The person next to him, an American replies: Yes! In the USA everything is huge!

Our man arrives at JFK airport, takes a taxi, touches the car and says: My god this car is big!

The driver turns around and says: Yes! Here in America, everything is huge!

Our blind man finally arrives at his hotel. He drops off his luggage and goes to the bar for a beer.

He takes the glass: My god, these beers are out of proportion!

The waiter replied: Yes! Here in America, everything is very very big!

After a few drinks, the blind man asked where the toilets were. The waiter pointed to the second door on the left. He walked to the bathroom, but passed the wrong doors. He took the third, which overlooked the pool, and accidentally fell into it. Scared to death, the blind man began to shout: Do not flush the toilet…. Don't flush the toilet!😊😊

Comments

10 little puzzles or riddles

The first puzzles known to mankind appeared in Babylon, and to this day they still represent a great opportunity to spend time with friends in order to test each other's skills and reasoning. Riddles are not only fun, but also useful for everyone, for example, they improve children's vocabulary and maintain the memory of the elderly in order to avoid dementia. Trendingfungala invites you to come together with all your family and friends to try to solve the puzzles that follow! 1. Which door is the safest? One fine morning, a little girl named Marie finds herself trapped in an old castle. She quickly finds herself in front of four doors, on...

Can Artificial Intelligence Understand Human Humor ?

Can Artificial Intelligence Understand Human Humor ? Can artificial intelligence understand human humor? According to Fei-Fei Li, professor in the computer science department at Stanford University and co director of Stanford’s Human-Centered AI Institute, the answer is not yet. “Today’s technology is not there yet,” she said during an online event organized by the Kibbutz Shefayim-based company Zebra Medical Vision on Tuesday. “What is humor? What kind of sentiment does it carry? Humor requires a deep and nuanced reasoning which is not a strength of current AI.” A former Google vice president and one of the world’s experts in the field of computer vision, Li, in the talk, highlighted how many Israeli researchers have impacted her over the course of her career. “I was very much looking forward to visiting Israel in person for this event, but the coronavirus has prevented me from doing so. It will need to happen in the future,” she said. In the lecture, the professor focused on di...

Jokes about doctors

Jokes about doctors Table Of Contents Joke.1 The gynecologist and the examination of a patient A gynecologist examines a female patient and tells her: - Madam, I must admit that I have never seen something so big, so big, so big ... - No need to repeat doctor. - I'm not repeating, it's the echoes! Joke.2 Meeting at an animal fair Three men meet at an animal fair. The first: - I love animals and I see them every day. The second and third, at the same time: - It's all the same! The first: - I am a veterinarian! You too ? The second: - No, I'm a butcher ... The third: - And I am a zoophile ... Joke.3 A blind man and a doctor A young blind man said to his old doctor: - Today is my birthday. Do you have any good news for me? - Take this cream and tomorrow you will no longer be blind. - Really ?? Thank you very much doctor! The next morning, the youngster runs to the doctor in tears and hastens to say: - It did not work ! - April Fool… Joke.4 A couple in t...

Search This Blog