Tell me a joke of the day

TELL ME A JOKE OF THE DAY

Tell me a Joke of the day every morning for laughs -humor

Knowing how to joke, knowing how to make people laugh. Often we want to know how to tell a good joke for our friends. A joke does not lead to anything, does not imply anything, but only stays in the brain of the same people! Laughing feels good and to laugh you already have to feel good.

A blind man decides to visit the United States. He gets on the American Airlines plane, he touches the seat and says: My god these seats are big!

The person next to him, an American replies: Yes! In the USA everything is huge!

Our man arrives at JFK airport, takes a taxi, touches the car and says: My god this car is big!

The driver turns around and says: Yes! Here in America, everything is huge!

Our blind man finally arrives at his hotel. He drops off his luggage and goes to the bar for a beer.

He takes the glass: My god, these beers are out of proportion!

The waiter replied: Yes! Here in America, everything is very very big!

After a few drinks, the blind man asked where the toilets were. The waiter pointed to the second door on the left. He walked to the bathroom, but passed the wrong doors. He took the third, which overlooked the pool, and accidentally fell into it. Scared to death, the blind man began to shout: Do not flush the toilet…. Don't flush the toilet!😊😊

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