10 short jokes for kids

With these short and easy jokes children will laugh out loud with their friends and family

Children love to tell jokes, especially to friends and family. They tend to listen to their classmates and repeat the same joke over and over again because they find it funny and even the most imaginative ones make up their own jokes.

The best jokes for children are those that have a language adapted to theirs, a simple and easy humor and that are not excessively long, so they do not get lost in the joke while you tell them or even, they do not forget if they are the ones who are counting.

Joke.1

- Dad, how does it feel to have such a handsome son?

- I don't know son, ask your grandfather ...

Joke.2

Once upon a time there was a man so small that he climbed on top of a marble and said:

- The world is mine!

Joke.3

Teacher:

- Tom, if in this hand I have 8 oranges and in this other 6 oranges, what do I have?

- Huge hands, miss.

Joke.4

These are two mosquitoes that go on a motorcycle and the one in the back tells the one in front:

- Hey, stop, I've got a fly in my eye ...!

Joke.5

1. At school the teacher asks:

- Maria, tell me a word that has many “o's”.

And Maria answers:

- Sweet, teacher.

- Very good, Maria. Now you Jaimito.

The child thinks and says ...

- Goooooooooooooooooooool.

Joke.6

- Luisito, what is the A? Asks the teacher

- A vowel, teacher

- And the K?

- A consonant that cannot be repeated

Joke.7

- Jerry, what planet comes after Mars?

- Wednesday

Joke.8

- What is the fish that smells a lot?

- The Peztoso !!!

Joke.9

- Teacher, what does 'why' mean?

- Why?

- For knowing

Joke.10

Mom, at school they call me distracted

- Juanito, you live in the house across the street.

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