Funny clean jokes for kids

Who said April 1 was just for kids? Not us ! So it is with all our enthusiasm and playfulness that we share with you our best jokes for kids! Adults have the right to have fun for a day, right? A naughty and nice little joke never hurt, did it? However, beware of reprisals! ... and APRIIIIL FISH

 The best funny jokes for kids in the morning

1.Put food coloring in the milk

The night before, pour a few drops of food coloring into the bottle of milk. At breakfast, watch their reaction when they pour milk on their cereal!

2.Shrinking their shoes

With newspaper, stuff the insides of their shoes and make them believe when they come out, that their feet must have just grown terribly during the night.

3.Replace Easter Eggs

Replace the Kinder eggs with real chicken eggs. Make your kids bite into a real egg wrapped in Kinder paper! Wish her "Happy Easter" before you yell "April Fools!" "

In the same vein, buy a bunch of white grapes, remove the aluminum foil from the small Easter eggs and replace the chocolate with a raisin. Hihihihi !!!

The best jokes for children during the day

1.Bringing the fridge alive

Buy a bag of small self-adhesive plastic eyes and place them on each product in your fridge. Discreetly scrutinize, the astonishment and astonishment of the children when they open the pantry door!

2.Turn Hollywoods into atrocious chews

Coat the chewing gum with your polish "so you don't bite your nails" (it's harmless, but it leaves an unbearable bitter taste in your mouth). Leave the package on the table and watch their little faces when they fall for one of their favorite treat!

3.Have it, it hurts…. beware April fool

Pretend you cut your arm while cooking, yell "Help, I'm in pain, help". Wait until your savior is leaning over your wound to remove your hand and let appear the pretty April Fool's Day with a mocking smile that you will have drawn on your arm beforehand!

4.Make Oreos with toothpaste

Open the Oreos in half and replace the vanilla paste with toothpaste. At snack time, watch the children's faces as they swallow a bite of their favorite cakes!

5.Turn off the TV remote control

Place a tape on the ON button of the remote control. Then as if that were not enough, replace the batteries in the remote control with a small paper fish. The next person who wants to watch TV will have a hard time turning it on, until the moment they want to change the batteries!

 The best clean jokes for kids at night

1.Place small hooked animals under the shade

Who appreciates the horrible little bugs when they invade your home? No one ! So get your scissors! It's time to cut out some of the most ugly insects out of black paper. Spider and cockroach will do just fine. Then place the neither seen nor known, inside a lampshade. Turn on the lamp, and presto! That's it !

2.Put “finger snaps” under the bathroom rug

When your children get out of the bath, clac-clac-clac! Strange, isn't it?

3.Sprinkle salt on their toothbrush and replace the toothpaste tube for the mayonnaise tube!

 Other funny clean jokes for kids

1.Speed limit

A police officer stops a driver who has exceeded the speed limit:

- Papers?

- Uh, scissors?

2.Big ears

A child comes home from school and says to his mom:

- Mom, everyone tells me I have big ears!

His mother answers him:

- No, my rabbit ...

3.The farm

Why don't the cows talk?

- Because there is a sign in front of them where it is marked the farm.

4.The parents

Parents are two people who teach you to walk and talk, then tell you to sit down and shut up!

5.A thief

A thief breaks into a house. He takes the television, jewelry, money ... When he is about to leave, a childish voice asks him:

- Sir, could you not take my report card too?

6.Tadpoles

This is the story of a tadpole he thought it was early but it was late

7.Fat cow

A brother and a sister are arguing ...

- Fat cow !

- You're just a donkey !!

- Poor turkey!

- Fat pig !

Their mother intervenes:

- Oh shut up!

8.What does a pill say in a pill jar

What does a pill say in a pill jar?

- I feel compressed

9.A child asks his mother: "Mum what's in your womb?"

The mother replies, "Your brother, my son."

The son replies: "But why did you eat it?"

10.Pierre's aunt said to him:

- Aren't you too sad that I'm leaving tomorrow?

- Oh yes, auntie, I would have preferred you to leave today!