1.A beautiful secretary A beautiful secretary was asked by her friend. "Does your officer walk by and write to you?" Said the secretary. "God forbid. That way I wouldn't fall off his lap? ” 2. A prisoner fell ill When a prisoner fell ill, the jailer came to check his mood and asked who he was. The prisoner groaned in pain. "Yes, the first leg was sore. The doctor cut it off and threw it away. Then the pain in his arm became severe and he also cut it. Now there is a severe pain in the ear, it must be cut off. "Well, you want to escape from prison slowly? The jailer expressed concern. 3.Salary increase When an employee received a salary, he thought of counting the minimum amount before handing it over to his wife. When he counted the money, it was a hundred rupees more. He immediately went to the cashier and said that you have paid more than 100 rupees by mistake. The cashier counted the money and kept it. The fact is that your salary has increased by 100 rup...

Gourmet Gourmet people are so naughty that they make friends with children just to eat their chocolate and ice cream. There is nothing in the minds of such people of peace, love, and affection. Because whatever is kept is kept in the refrigerator. One such person is a friend of ours. I once said in a state of great conscience that I have spent 50% of my entire life's earnings on fast food and local food and have wasted the rest. We asked, "Who did he put it on?" So he would make a face and say, to his wife.  Tired of the rotation of life, he once said, "O life, make us dance, but it is open." He has a friend who once got lost on the way to Zinger Burger. He was so emotional, he put up big disappearance banners from the fast-food shop to his house. This friend is no less than a great sage, as an old man once said, there are a hundred languages in the world, but the language of a smile has the same meaning in every language. And our clever friend said ...

Fashionable society I heard a woman bought a cloth for a suit. There were a lot of rats in the house (I would do more for the sake of rats). One day an old rat felt weak so he thought what to do in the kitchen. Dinner: Eat a portion of the beautiful silk suit of a woman of understanding, but chew it. In the morning, the woman was upset when she saw the condition of the new suit.    No! The brain worked in a state of anxiety and the suggestion came up to put on a suit. A little shalwar will stay high. If people ask, they will say that the fashion of high shalwar has come. It just came from the United States (everything that comes from the United States is liked by our fashionable society) and thus the fashion of high trousers became common. Just because of a woman's compulsion.   The fast-paced fashion world is engulfed in a frenzy. We have an aunt who starts cooking lentils at home every day when she has a stroke. The children say with a sneer, "Son, nowadays ...

  1. Teacher: If there is LAVA inside the Earth, then what is outside? Student: sir out is OPPO and VIVO Fierce silence 2. Teacher: You know everything about birds? Tom: Yes Teacher: Okay tell me, which bird cannot fly?? Student: dead bird Get lost  you crazy somewhere 3. Teacher (from student): Tell me what is the benefit of the semester system? Student: I do not know the benefits, but insults occur twice a year 4. Stay at home to deal with corona. And share their wife's hand in homework. Fought with Corona. not with wife! 5. Ask me if you need any information about Corona.  I have rotted the caller tune about it... !! 6. There was a lot of pain in Jerry’s head. Jerry went to the doctor and asked the doctor to give him some good medicine. The doctor said: - Mr. Jerry, you are most in need of rest at this time. I am giving you some sleeping pills. Let him sleep at night by feeding his wife . 7. Pappu went to the doctor with his girlfriend. Doctor - Daughter, how did ...

Miss-management   The family consists of many people. But every family is running on some mismanagement. This mismanagement is in the form of mother, sister, brother-in-law, or wife. Without it, there is no concept of a prosperous and organized family. The purpose of this introduction is to describe the role and importance of women in society. If we analyze human relationships objectively, we will see women as living souls. Not only this, Iqbal has spoken of "color in the picture of the universe from the existence of woman". Hafeez Jalandhari said that the honor of the nations is due to the woman while he also tells the story of making a flag from the authorized scarf! I was sad without my mother and heaven looked golden. Therefore, in return for this desire, Allah gave the man a permanent companion of the woman and after a short while he also ordered him to travel from the Garden of Paradise. Adam and Eve became infamous in vain. Everything happened according to the ...

A party of hypocrites Relationships are very important in fulfilling the story of life. With the birth of a human being, the relationship between mother and father is first connected with him and many relationships connected with him are attributed to him. Life grows between them in relationships and when a person steps into the outside world, new relationships are forged with him. So many relationships from childhood to old age and their unique colors and temperaments. Which color is ripe, which color is raw ... which temperament is yours, which temperament is foreign ... living in a crowded community, especially after spending some time in a group of friends ... on the threshold of old age Everyone feels lonely in many ways as they step. Her drooping back, dim eyes, whitening hair, and facial wrinkles reveal the countless slots, twists, and turns of these relationships. Living in relationships also leads to loneliness When a person gets fame, the world attributes itself to him. W...

Effects of lock-down on men Although the Corona-virus is deadly, there is a fearless denial that there are many people who are more dangerous than the Corona-virus ... in fact, there are some who are even willing to take the Corona-virus instead. Have been These are the people who are not tired of making new orders while sitting in the room or lounge right in front of the kitchen at home - they just eat lying down and read there for a while and then after a few hours they are forced to go to the toilet. Come on in, take a look, and enjoy yourself! Worse than this lock-down is the fate of those wives who have been in the status of their husbands' girlfriends before marriage and who have to pay the ransom of this great folly after marriage, otherwise such bedridden people. How long does it take Mr. Brave to rid himself of such taunts that 'you are not the same as before In the time of the lock-down, a historical reference also came to mind that the Father of...

  Effects of lock down on women According to a piece of recent news, the actresses are worried about the closure of the beauty parlor due to the long lockdown caused by coronavirus. However, this is the only opportunity they have now that they can move around easily because there will be no fear of being recognized. In the meanwhile, instead of looking beautiful and handsome, if Mr. Hassan Jameel starts appearing, what is the danger to him? ۔ But the problem may be that many of these seemingly playful babies who are actually dry and rotten babies on the inside, instead of seeing Mr. Hassan Jameel, they can also see Sanyasi Baba Jameel. And for some, even if Guru Jamil Khusra starts appearing, what a surprise ... By the way, there will be a reduction in the number of sins during the lockdown period as well as in the case of beauty parlors. Stay tuned. The husbands who are now worthy of being counted among the patient at the hands of a skilled wife may have reached the level of grati...

1.Desire The teacher was explaining in the class that by working hard you can become whatever you want, you can fulfill your desires through hard work. One of the students said, "But sir, my father says that my wish cannot be fulfilled." "What is your wish?" The teacher asked. "Sir, I want to be a lady doctor." The student replied innocently. 2. Died again Parnam Singh was sitting and crying. When a friend asked why he was crying, Sardar  said. "Brother, my mother is dead, I am crying in her grief!" The friend offered condolences and left. After two days the same friend saw that Parnam Singh was weeping crying again. When a friend asked the reason. Sardar said, "Brother, today my elder brother's phone rang. His mother also died. Today I am crying in his grief." 3. Milk seller A gentleman kept a parrot. One day he was not at home when the milkman came. He knocked on the door and then a voice came from inside. "Who?...

    To praise   Have you attended any parties or functions lately? If you haven't heard any flaming remarks about your dress, hairstyle, etc., then understand that your dress and hairstyle, etc., have become so outdated that it is not a job to burn anyone. Come and not surprise anyone so change your boutique and salon at the first opportunity Now the next time you dress up in a modern fashion and go to a party and be greeted by a phrase like, "Hey! Is this you? The suit is well worn but your complexion Doesn't suit much with. "So, don't worry, you can be sure that this suit of yours is hurting you to the point of hurting others.   Nowadays the style of praise has changed. These have changed over time, but many older forms of praise are still available and in use, such as: Husband's praise: This is called the worst kind of ode. Zero in terms of performance and negative in terms of profit. Husbands use it when there is an emergency, such as an emergency party, f...

1. One woman asked the other woman "Men will get virgins in heaven, but what will women get?" The other woman replied that the same husbands .When the first woman heard this, she spoke bitterly.“ Then there is no benefit in dying! 2.Checking in exams Add caption Pranam Singh was sitting for the Ludhiana University examination. The test paper was designed to answer questions correctly or incorrectly. The leaflet was too long. Pranam  Singh was very anxious to solve the problem. When the caretaker reached Parnam Singh while walking, he saw that Parnam Singh was holding a rupee coin in his hand. On each question he picks it up, looks at the face of the coin, and writes the answer to the question as incorrect or correct.    The caretaker was very surprised, he asked, "Why are you doing this?" Parnam Singh said, "dear sir! I am solving the paper!" The caretaker said, "Why are you repeatedly tossing the rupee?" What are you doing? ”Pranam Singh said,...